He's funny?

Andy has gotten funnier while he's been away. Tonight we were talking about just random stuff. Our conversation went to how he likes things to be pretty and that I'm glad he can't see this place right now. Here is the rest of our converstaion:

ANDY: I can only imagine. If you would see this place right now you would be like
WHAT...............???????? its not the cleanest places I have ever stayed. But I am disgruntle right now with all this change of plans crapp.

DAISIE: hmmm...i think i'll make that my excuse too! Its a good one.

ANDY: You cant use my words. You got to come up with your own words. Just like a woman, its like being in the store and you're in the small male section shopping for you. jump back on that I'm pregnant bus and ride the wheels off of that before you take my excuse. LOL

It made me laugh very hard. I didn't have anything else to say in response to this. I hope you think its funny like I did. Andy has his funny moments and I think this is one of them.